From day one, I’ve said I am good at writing content quickly, this is because of several reasons you will come to know in this post. I don’t proof read articles after making an post and I agree that completely sucks.. so, if you’ve come across typo’s on this wbestee (LOL) then don’t blame me. One more thing - English isn’t my native speaking language 
(the best excuse)
Anyway, back to the topic – So, how to write articles quickly? Lot of articles? Is your blog suffering from article-phobia? Here are some super tips from the super cool guy..
Implementing these tips can change your blogging career for sure.. And, here is the super cool guy who is giving you these super tips. Now, that’s an awkward smile
How to Write articles quickly – Damn GOOD tips!
ALWAYS Copy paste articles.. Quickest way to write articles is to simply copy and paste it on your text editor. Get it dude? Make sure you copy them in you html editor, else some sneaky hyperlinks would be seen after it’s published!
Copy articles from top websites.. Big website.. big traffic. When you find websites with good content, DO NOT comment on it. I repeat – DO NOT comment. Simply copy and paste those articles. A matured newbie like me would realize this. Play safe, always!
Formatting articles..It’s a total time waste to bullet some points and properly format them for your readers.. no use of bolding text too. Time waste. And, readers can always copy your content in the notepad and style it according to their need.
YES, it’s me again. Anyways, let’s get back to the topic.. will ya shut down that porn website?
Don’t use images in the posts.. It’s a real time waste searching for images and resizing them. And, save the goddamn precious bandwidth. If readers wants to view images then tell them to search for it. You don’t have to do everything for them..Understand this.
Don’t Proof read.. it’s a time waste to proof read articles. If there is a mistake, your readers will let you know or tell them to write articles for you if they think they are quite smart. Suckers!
In simple words, don’t be a blogger. Be a splogger. Happy blogging..
What you looking at? I am the same guy. Now, shoot those REAL Comments else gonna pull down ma pants for ya..
Oh really funny post! You are teaching a splogging here.Many occasion I used to copy paste the technical definitions from wikis.no matter as all definitions are same all over the world. but bad thing is I waste my lot of time in designing Images. After pro-blogger most of the blogger are copy bloggers ,and after all copy-paste is also the technique.
Yea Neel,
Of course everyone copy and pastes sometimes or whenever they don’t feel like writing, although that’s not what I do, but, it’s an general thing.. everything on the web is reproduced
You made me read all the post, because it was funny and informative. Mathermatically speaking a blogger should attach a negation (~) to all the points mentioned above to became a perfect cool blogger.
Good one.
Spot on.. but got this weird thought to write such an post.. I like the baby in this pic. A perfect blend to this topic.
Are those tips to write quick articles or quicky quit from blogging
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Talking about the typos, I had a strange experience with one of my reader, he was a blogger too, I left a comment on my website saying “Your english is not proper, in place of putting iPhone you have put iphone, if this continues I will with draw from visiting the site”
The next day he unsubscribed to my email feed, lol.
LOL.. actually, not everyone are expert. The readers think this blogger is some great guru but they forget we are the same human with 2 legs.. everyone makes mistake.
Even I have received furious comments and emails.. instead of bashing them – I thank them for that. Because, ultimately, I will be able to rectify my mistakes
Nice to hear your story and that’s why I never have email subscription
lol.. j/k
ha ha, quite a funny way to swim against the river flow!
After reading various posts on ‘How to Blog’ on numerous blogs, and some of them opposing each other in points, I feel that, at the end of the day, it’s all about LUCK! I mean, I have noticed that some of the coolest articles remain without any comments and visitors where as some crap get hell of traffic and comments.
What would you call it then?
Hey Devang..
I agree some crap list posts gets the traffic and ‘this’ coolest post didn’t get thousands of visitors but I care less for it. All I know is, keep writing and one day luck shines
Of course, some of the crappy blogs make it to the digg front page and that’s all luck.. so writing a lot of crappy blog posts
j/k..
“How to quit blogging” or “what to do for getting banned by Google and penalized by DMCA” were apt titles for this post..:D
Yea dude, have to agree with you. But, I was trying to write some helpful tips but ended up making fun of it
I completely agree with Rajesh! Quickly get banned by Google and penalized by DMCA were appropriate titles for this post! Actually had you used these titles, you would have got good search engine response and visitors from search engines!
YEA, indeed.. but I think I can also get traffic for the above article. Don’t wanna change it now
Let anyone who come here enjoy the post.. lol
Thanks for the comment buddy..
Thought for a while – whether I should comment or copy. Was really a tough decision to make. Finally I went with my conscience… Thus comes this comment